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First, check out my Ride & Review video HERE: This was an epic beast feast for the ages! $125 per person, not including wine/drinks, was a steal for all of this food we got: Everything was fantastic, especially the head cheese, liver mousse, and pig! The amount of potatoes we were given was pretty wild. I highly recommend this meal for large groups. It was awesome! I can’t wait to go back and…
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im not a toy im not a pet and i think for myself
[ Image description: digital art of King from The Owl House. He's seated on the right side, with an angry expression as he looks over his shoulder. From that direction, several witches' hands are reaching towards him from offscreen, with one holding a Penstagram scroll.
The words "Don't touch me" are scrawled in red between King and the witches' hands. The background is an intense fiery orange and yellow pattern that frames the characters. End description. ] id courtesy of @anistarrose
#the owl house#king clawthorne#toh king#samsa´s art stuff#i still think king should have gotten collector to roast that pig (tibbles)#described image
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i don’t think we talk enough about how this was genuinely so evil and fucked up of jeff to say. especially since he read shauna’s journals years ago, which was a huge violation of privacy, and then literally never talked about it with shauna.
like, put yourself in jeff’s shoes:
can you imagine reading about your wife’s teen pregnancy while stranded in the wilderness that ended with a traumatic and painful birth that nearly killed her, and the dream she had between workds where he had survived, and she was so overcome with love for this child, then dream that her teammates murdered and ate her baby, only to wake up and find that he had never been alive in the first place—and not ONCE thinking that was something you might want to talk about with her???
can you imagine knowing all that, and then making her carry that grief and trauma alone for years, when you know you could shoulder it with her? when you know that he was your baby too, and that your wife deserves more than to carry the burden of that loss by herself?
and can you imagine then weilding that trauma against her with a sentence that can only be described as emotional and psychological warfare, and watching her deflate but saying nothing about it, even though SHE KNOWS YOU KNOW because, oh yeah—you had to confess to reading her journals when you confessed to using the information you learned about her deepest darkest shameful secret to blackmail her friends, just to keep your stupid, shitty furniture store in business??
and then can you imagine taking away your wife’s agency and the opportunity for her to be honest with her daughter by telling said daughter (whom she still gave birth to, btw, even after all That, because she felt so much guilt about losing her first baby and she wanted to make your annoying ass happy) about the son she lost in childbirth and how your daughter’s mom just “sooooo fucked up” because of it, while STILL NEVER EVER HAVING TALKED ABOUT IT WITH YOUR WIFE???
like that is serious villian shit!!! if you would do that to someone you claim to love, you are a bad partner and a bad person!!! zero exceptions—not even for “himbos” and who say one funny thing about there being no book club because they were too dumb to pick up on such an obvious fucking lie, and then are revered by fans everywhere for that!! not even for losers who’s sexual fantasy is their fuckass failing furniture having customers for once!!
jeff sadecki you will never be famous!!!
in conclusion, shauna AND callie both deserve to kill him in season 3, taking turns with the knife, making it nice and fucking slow.
#fuck jeff sadecki all my homies hate jeff sadecki#i loathe him#he needs to be put down#stabbed and quartered and served for thanksgiving dinner#head on a spike with an apple in his awful mouth like a roast pig#anyway#gif is by wiskayokgifs on twitter!#yellowjackets#shauna shipman#jeff sadecki#yellowjackets meta#musings#shauna gifs
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The Catton players on the stage and the two outsiders/puppeteers competing to be the one they dance for ....
“But you don’t get it back. Because your summer is over. And so you … oh … you catch a train to whatever creepy doll factory it is they make Olivers in. And I come back here. This isn’t a dream to me. It’s my house. So whatever happens, I always come back. Try harder next time, baby.” (Farleigh Start) SALTBURN (2023) | dir. Emerald Fennell
... Oliver wins in the end, if you can call it a victory. (He didn't get what he really wanted, did he?)
#saltburn#saltburnedit#barry keoghan#oliver quick#archie madekwe#farleigh start#filmedit#fyeahmovies#filmgifs#cinematvedit#cinematv#dailyflicks#doyouevenfilm#cinemapix#filmtvcentral#saltburn 2023#saltburn movie#emerald fennell#*meine#that roasting pig is some grim foreshadowing ...#film details
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odd doodles
#return of the gertlings#its me#doodle#sometimes you must draw yourself about to be roasted like a succulent pig by abstracted versions of yourself
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Final Flight of the Bulldogs.
DAVIS-MONTHAN AIR FORCE BASE, Ariz. 21 JUN 2024.
Photos by Senior Airman Vaughn Weber.
Story by Airman 1st Class Jhade Herrera and Senior Airman Vaughn Weber. Edited by R. Etzweiler.
The 354th Fighter Squadron and 354th Fighter Generation Squadron have flown their last A-10C Thunderbolt II sortie.
The fini flight was flown by Lt. Col. Patrick "Meat" Chapman, commander of the 354th Fighter Squadron.
The inactivations of the 354th FS and 354th FGS come as their assigned A-10s are sent to The Boneyard. The base makes way for the planned arrival of the 492nd Special Operations Wing.
The Bulldogs last deployed to Al Dhafra Air Base from October 2023 to April 2024 in support of the first AFFORGEN cycle and were instrumental in developing attack leaders and deploying combat AirPower.
“Our most recent deployment was an operationally challenging one,” said Chapman. “I'm proud of the ops and the maintenance team for stepping up to meet those challenges, which ultimately protected coalition lives during a very turbulent time in the Middle East.”
As part of the inactivation, assignment teams will work with pilots and maintainers to determine new assignments based on what is best for each member’s career development, to include transitioning to different weapons systems.
[Note from the Curator: The mustache decal on the nose of this Warthawg is a Pedros (pararescue jumpers) designation. That means during its deployments it worked with ground forces during CSAR missions.]
#The Slaying of the Hawgs#Hildisvini#US Air Force#a 10 warthog#a 10 thunderbolt ii#I guess there's gonna be a pig roast?
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HOUSAMO Incorrect quotes#8 Not the baby-
Daikoku*Holding his Phone*Let see, Look at the camera say “I got that fish”!
Zhurong*holding fish up in arms, Excitedly*I GOT THAT M*THERF*CKIN FISH!!
Daikoku:PFFT-AHAHAHAHA!*Gasps for air*Alriiiiight!
Mc*Behind him with your sword about to end this man's whole career*...
#housamo#housamo x reader#housamo x mc#housamo mc#tokyo afterschool summoners#tokyo afterschool summoners x reader#tokyo afterschool summoners x mc#housamo daikoku#housamo zhurong#daikoku x reader#daikoku x mc#gonna roast that pig-#housamo incorrect quotes#incorrect quotes
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There was in Eatonville a magic three days " mini Woodstock" festival. Choppers flyed around told hippies that the concert was illegal, but they don't care. They were free.
Buffalo rock it called. At Don Murphy's ranch.
Don Murphy was a rly mad person... Nowadays their sons and grandsons still talking about him and their stories...
And ofc, all hippies who enjoyed the festival... Acid, nice music, freedom, love and brotherhood.. " 100% free volunteers who secure each others " told me a dear old hippie brother who was there. Amazing story I didn't know ...
Thx for share @vaxacahau 🫂☮️✌️
#freedom#bohemian#hippie#peaceandlove#buffalo rock#early 70's#hippie party#hippie dream#brotherhood#acid#good music#eatonville#pig roast#mini woodstock#lost archives of hippie story#i bornt 50 years later
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waddles is like mentioned once in familiar au but he is alive and thriving right
Yeah, he's fine!
#answers#Not to say that Mabel hasn't caught Bill judging what size of apple to put in his mouth pre-roasting or anything#But despite his best efforts the pig remains unscathed
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Posted this ages ago on twitter, no idea how much it’s been discussed on tumblr, but: still one of my favorite parallels, still one of the best tai characterization moments
#the pig roasted golden like jackie and adorned with fruits like the bacchanal#the recurring imagery of tai putting food into her mouth that she doesn’t want to eat#the man at the dinner event saying he calls dibs on the pig’s ear#just copying what I said in the twitter thread here but also tai’s slipping grasp on control being marked by unwilling consumption of meat#why so pattern — the noticer#anyway. it’s good.#yellowjackets#taissa turner
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Need to be tied to a wooden chair and force fed until the damn thing breaks
#someone be rough and shove fatty food down my throat until I explode#I’m just picturing myself stuffed 2 brim with an apple in my mouth like a roasted pig#pleek….
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what louie sees when talking with the president, probably. le chacho would make an excellent meal
#i made this solely to satisfy the mental image I had of the president as a roast pig#pikmin#art#pikmin president#louie pikmin
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honestly miss piggy could get it if she wasn’t a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, cuntless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit
#holy shit#where’s the tylenol?#stupid ugly miserable manipulative swine#i will skewer you and roast you over a fire like the ugly swine you are#i will hang your body from the gates of mordor#your dead mother will weep when she learns of the crimes you have committed#release my canary you disgusting pig
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Really wish I could fight the schmuck who invented allergies with my bare hands
#Seasonal allergies suck ASS.#Usually it's not too bad but like. Our air conditioning has been out for like 3 days now#And it's not getting fixed til Monday#So I've had to sleep with my windows open bc otherwise I'd ROAST like a pig in my room#(Which is upstairs. Where ALLLL the heat in the house travels to)#But bc I've had to sleep with my windows open. ALL the pollen keeps blowing in#So I'll wake up with my eyes streaming and my nose streaming and EVERYTHING just. Awful#I could close the window. But then I'd cook. But my allergies are SO bad. But it's hot. But I literally cannot breathe through my own snot.#HATE IT HERE#I hate summer. I HAAAATE summer so much#I can't wait for fall and winter.....snow please come back.....#Shima speaks#I'm so angry bc I've been stuffy and congested all day. And I've taken at least 3 allergy pills#Still dying btw! Still dying. Very much suffering rn
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"Le donjon des méchouis" 🤔
je ne parle pas français
Also I regret googling that
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